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It would be lovely for Alastor to say that's no surprise, but it actually is. He's a pragmatic man. He understands that the Vees need one another, and there's a good reason that Vox was the only one that he's ever acknowledged. Vox has always been sharp. He was predictable and trustworthy. He had the capacity to be the strongest sinner in Hell.

The other two had no right to discard him out of hand, but well, that would be their problem in the long term. The Radio Demon has already since lost interest in that organization, because the only point of interest was right before him, and he would only regain any interest if Vox entered the scene again.

"Hmm. I did, but I never thought I'd see such a pitiful display of self-loathing from the Media Overlord."

He's resting one arm on the dresser now, leaning on it, eyes half lidded as he stares at the other. Vox isn't a stupid man, nor a weak man. He's one of those few people who can stare down the Radio Demon. But here he is, acting so pitiful, so much like Charlie on that day.

But, unlike Charlie, Vox is an absolute moron, so he'll state it more clearly:

"And, how long will the Vees last without you? You were their publicist."

Mockery and comfort, because everything is about to fall down, but only for his absence.

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"I was the fucking BRAINS of the outfit!" He growled, and with nothing else to add to the drawer, his hands were left empty. Before he could claw the material of the furniture before him, he opted to bring his arms to cross against his chest.

He began to pace, already restless without his system, all the feeds, all the people clamoring for his attention and authorization on this and on that-

"I give it two months! The first few weeks of the honeymoon phase, people talking about the big change in waves as they speculate, wonder where I've gone, maybe... but the beauty and the curse of news is that they'll soon grow bored of spinning their wheels and move on. Attention wanes, then those two have to somehow come up with a way to be relevant again. I wager they'll borrow a few things I had left over, projects and copy they have authorization to access..." He could see it so vividly now. They had their methods, but they didn't have that spark like HE did. Surely, they'd cannibalize his hard work until there was nothing left, if anything to keep from putting in the effort.

"Then it all comes crashing down when they hit the bottom of the barrel. If they're smart, they look for me and come crawling back on their hands and knees, begging me to come back!"

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Alastor plopped down on the bed as Vox went on. He hung off of it, his back bent at an unnatural angle. The top half was belt at a perfect ninety degree angle, ears brushing against the floor and the very tips bent against it. It was the closest he had ever gotten to a frown, and even then it was only a mockery of one; his grin is upside down, but it was easy, collected and calm. His hands remained folded over his stomach, and they rested on his staff.

There wasn't the same need to antagonize and isolate him now, and in fact at this point that would be detrimental (or maybe it's precisely because it was and would be that he could speak like this,) and so Alastor was just a tad more generous.

"Well, two months is more than long enough for your media empire to be irreparably damaged! New sinners appear on the daily," He drew one knee up, then crossed the opposite leg over it, "And with them they bring new ideas and expertise. Your brand has only survived up until now because you were able to keep an iron grip on it."

To say that he preferred the company of the other two Vees would be an understatement, but Alastor had no illusions about who had what talents. The other two didn't have the same obsessive fixation on image.

How unfortunate.